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The random ramblings of an eclectic eccentric who wends waywardly through a myriad of activities!
Friday, March 21, 2025
Happy World Poetry Day!
Thursday, March 06, 2025
A Grimm Shopping List- Happy World Book Day!
I wrote a poem for the kids at school for World Book Day. Our theme is Fairytales and Traditional Tales (also with a twist).
Here's my spin on Fairytales. Well, not a spin- an alternative presentation!
Can you recognise the origins of the items on my shopping list?
And, what am I going to dress up as???
A Grimm Shopping List
· A delectable Gingerbread House
· A dapper cat dressed in boots.
· A old cow sold for a bag of beans.
· An emperor with invisible suits.
· A man enchanted as a beast.
· A girl with hair long as a tower.
· A man with a name that’s hard to guess.
· A slipper dropped at the midnight hour.
· Dwarves with adjectival names.
· An old spinning wheel so sharp.
· Breadcrumbs dropped to find the way home.
· A magical singing harp.
· 3 swine with different built-houses.
· A scarlet –hooded cloak.
· A lamp that grants your greatest wish.
· A chair that a gold-locked girl broke.
· Twenty mattresses and a pea.
· A runaway made of gingerbread dough.
· Three billy-goats of diverse size.
· A wolf with a powerful blow.
· A hero or heroine good.
· A baddie with a plan that fails.
· Enchantments and aid from someone good.
· Behold a myriad fairy-tales.
Friday, January 24, 2025
A spell to cure the January blues
Sorry for inflicting more poetry on you. Sometimes, trying to create something is the lifeline I need when feeling stressed or anxious. The prompt for The Toy magazine's Word of the Week was 'Spell'. I was feeling anxious and sad and after I'd prayed, I felt compelled to write this poem in the moment. I needed the message of it at that moment. If you are feeling any blues of any sort, then this is for you also. What would be in your spell?
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Thursday, December 26, 2024
Rudolph's Last Minute Wobble
Here's my final, probably, poem for the Toy word of the Week challenge. I won't inflict any more dubious poetry on you for a while.
Thursday, December 19, 2024
2 poems
I had another go at writing a poem based on the word of the week prompt from The Toy poetry magazine.
It's not particularly great but I wanted to have a go at getting the rhythm of a galloping horse in the poem. The word you needed to include was 'Prance'.
On the subject, and another horsy word- here is the poem I wrote for the first week of December's prompt which was 'Canter'
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Friday, October 18, 2024
Snail-smoocher
On Friday, I ended up on afternoon playground duty with Year 1 and 2. One cheerful little boy came up to me and informed me he had done something most unusual.
In honour of this bizarre and hilarious moment, I wrote a triolet poem
Snail-smoocher
Noel told me he’d kissed a snail
He told me ooh so proudly!
Did he peck its head or smooch its tail?
Noel told me he’d kissed a snail.
I wondered if it left a trail?
Did it protest at the affection loudly?
Noel told me he’d kissed a snail
He told me ooh so proudly!
K.Allin-Garner
October 2024
Friday, December 01, 2023
Guess the Christmas song-knitted edition
Hi there,
There's a lovely charity shop near me that has a bench outside. Every so often, the bench gets yarnbombed!
Last Christmas, it was decorated with a patchwork of knitted scenes which depicted different Christmas carols.
Which ones can you spot?
Thursday, February 23, 2023
Something different
I have been interested in poetry from when I was a child. One of my favourite books was Brian Pattern's Gargling with Jelly. I grew to like it more through Enid Blyton's mystery books as there was a character called Ernie Good (nephew of PC Good) who tried to write poetry. His poems were always improved by the clever "Fatty" (Frederick Algernon Trotteville). When I was around 13, I started writing my own poems in a pretty floral notebook I was given. Life became busy after that into my teens and I didn't really write any. Then I commenced Teacher Training and began writing a few poems, inspired by the poems I was teaching- I even shared a few in the early days of this blog (not labelled so hard to find and labelled later. and here (not the best poems but soothing for me to write).
I bought some poetry books in my 20's. A friend of my Grandad's, from his violin making classes called Roger Downer had published 2 poetry books and he gave me some copies. I started learning some poems by heart when I got to know my Father in Law, the wonderful WOMOTM.
We had a push on poetry in school and I started setting some poems to music for the children in Singing Assembly to help with the push on poetry from a musical angle. I wrote a few poems as well.
Again, life became busy but I started to see poems around me. Do any of you remember the hilarious blogger, Lakota- Faith Hope and Charity Shopping? Well, we are still Insta buddies and she has been publishing her brilliant Children's poetry on her insta and in some publications. A musical friend of mine, Kate Wakeling is a published poet of 2 children's books (and adult ones) and we got in touch through Insta. I bought her two books for school- Cloud Soup and Moon Juice- both of which I really enjoyed.
On Sunday, I saw on her Insta, an advert for this event:
Poetry had come up again in a recent Reading Inset and so I really wanted to sign up for it- Poetry, as I said, has always been something I enjoy.
I mentioned it to Kate to ask about timings and she said it would be lovely to see me so I enrolled onto it. It ran from 4pm-5.30pm via Zoom. I joined in at school as I wouldn't be able to get home in time.
Ah, it was lovely to have poetry read to us, to talk about techniques and what works well. How the mundane can be made magical, how deep feelings can be explored, how feelings can be personified, how the ordinary can be made absurd and how ambiguity can be used well. Also how free verse can be really a great way into poetry and not getting too bogged down in a particular style.
We had 2 creative tasks based on 2 of Kate's poems, I shared my first one with the group which was based on Kate's Paeon: 11 uses for a Pea. My one was 9 uses for a Whiteboard pen lid. It was really enjoyable to sit and write and think in a different way and to hear how other people's creativity sparkled in the tasks- I really enjoyed hearing the voices and the words of this group of people I didn't know.
I came out of there feeling positive and inspired and looking forward to trying to get myself writing again.
It wasn't intended as such but felt like a nice early birthday present to myself. I had a million other things I should be doing but somehow this felt important!
If you are interested in Kate's books, children's poetry, writing events or general poetry, head over to the Emma Press to find out more!
https://theemmapress.com/events/
xx
Sunday, January 31, 2021
The January Challenge Days 1-7
For the last two years, I have taken part in The January Challenge, a creative challenge created by @64millionartists on Instagram. You can sign up for it by email and you get a prompt (or 3 this year), each day for something to do. Alas, I got a bit bogged down and have only taken part on a few days this year but I have had such fun with the ones I did take part in so I thought I'd still share them and perhaps I will catch up with the others. And if you like the idea of a quick creative challenge, they are doing a 'Weekly Challenge for February onwards so sign up via email.
Days 1-5Write down the words ‘I remember.’ Now, write down whatever memory comes to mind - it might be something small, it might be something big - it doesn’t matter, anything goes! Every time you run out of ideas, go back and start each new line with the same words ‘I remember.’
Where will Day 1 take you?
What will you remember about the year 2020? What memories do you want to make in 2021?
“Our Network members share opportunities, contacts and advice so that young people can flourish in higher education and the cultural industries. This challenge is inspired by our manifesto!”
"I am inspired by every aspect of birds. During lockdown my daughter and I became avid bird watchers, charting the progress of a family of blue tits and starlings. A joy to our hearts!”
“Rainbows have been seen as symbols of hope and pride, we could use some of that at the start of this new year...
I love that every time you look at the sky, it's brand new. You're looking at a sky that's never existed before in the history of the world! Make a rainbow just as unique.”
Hide or move something in a photograph, piece of art or creation. Challenge somebody else to find it!
You could take two photographs, and change 3 things in the picture. You could take a photograph and camouflage yourself in it! You could doodle a scene and hide a tiny character, detail or word for others to guess what you have moved or changed...it’s up to you!
I saw an opportunity to use my bird song from Day 7 for this challenge. I realised that I had made some accidental changes from my 1st draft of my bird song to the final copy (if yu clik on the arrows on the photo, you can see the two versions) so I challenged people to spot the differences in either the flute performances (I recorded both version) or the visual version. If you can't hear, click the little sound icon on the bottom right of the picture/ Answers are down the bottom.*
Make a picture or sculpture out of...socks! Stripey socks, holey socks, odd socks - anything goes. What will your sculpture depict? It might be a face, it might be a giant sock - it might even depict your views on where spare socks actually disappear to...
“Maybe the 'poem' you create will inspire you in other ways - perhaps to draw a picture or to turn it into a story, a longer poem or even a song. Just have fun playing with words and creating something new out of something old."
Like Sarah, you could blow bubbles in apple juice, in water, or even in soapy water (but be careful not to drink the soapy water...) - what do the different mixtures sound like?
You could also make your own bubble blower by dipping things like paper clips, cookie cutters or pipe cleaners into soapy water and blowing through it. What do you have near you that you could use?
Take something you know well or often see - it might be a view, an object in front of you, a familiar hobby or something you can imagine in your mind. Capture that thing in drawing, writing, or collage - but try to change the view. Turn it upside down or inside out, change the colour, change what it is usually used for, close your eyes or draw with your ‘other hand’ or your feet!
I wish I had been better at keeping up with this. The challenges don't take forever but I just seemed to have spent too much time doing school work so I didn't complete it. But the ones I did were fun!
*Different slur groupings, there's a dotted semiquaver rest missing at the end of bar 2, the trill note near the end is a different length, there are 2 stes of flutter tongued F's at the end.






