I only started watching Eurovision back in 2009 because of watching the Talent show from Andrew Lloyd Webber to find the UK's Eurovision artist for that year. I LOVED it and it was a really good year to watch as Norway won with Alexander Rybak and Fairytale which was the highest scoring song in Eurovision history at that time. I actually wrote a blog post as I watched my first Eurovision, typing my response to each song as I listened. From that year onwards, I watched it, which was good as CBC had a friend who hosted a Eurovision party each year which we went to a few times! They took it properly seriously with scoring though we haven't been invited to one since the friend had children. Not sure if they still have them but as is the way, we lost touch. I wrote 3 other posts involving Eurovision
Anyway, on Saturday, CBC was away and I decided to watch and type as I listened, sharing my thoughts and favourites.
It's a bit 'stream of consciousness and random!' but I thought it would be fun to share something different. Feel free to ignore.
Austria: Edgar Allan
Poe-
Poe, Poe, Poe, Poe!!!
So catchy!!! I liked the wall of red people.
Very easy to pick up! I like
Portugal: Al Coracao
Nice costume!More red! Lots of sideway head bopping. Catchy oompa band feel. Don’t really like her voice! I like the lute instrumental interlude!
Actually her voice is ok! Actually, I really like it! Are her gloves pink???? They clash! Sudden slow bit- yaaaaay, back into the fast
bit! I want to dance!
CHA CHA CHA!!!
Her name is Mimicat!
Awww, that’s the name of the cat that CBC and I fell in love with on our
honeymoon!! I wonder if Mimi is still alive? Ooh,weird coincidence….
Switzerland is up next and Mimi was from Switzerland!
Switzerland-
Watergun.
Oooh, I hope we get a water fight! Ooh, piano! We are all wearing black and holding Karate
belts I a square. His voice is a bit
quiet but I quite like the fact he isn’t belting it out too much! I don’t wanna
be a soldier! Ah, so use a watergun instead!
“Bodybags we become?” Wow, that’s maudlin!
No, I do not like those flashing lights! He’s quite cute. It’s not a winner though. Timpani roll there!
He’s belting a bit more now. Back to the GCSE piano
composition to finish.
Poland- Solo
I don’t like it.
Silly attitude dancers!What’s with the wagging hands in the
background? I like her Ombre dress. Ooh,
how has her dress changed? Weird effect!
Reminds me of Lily Allen a bit! “Now I’m better solo,
solo!”.
Actually, it’s not so bad! Oooh, drummy dance break! She
changed her dress!!!
Good hip action! It’s not a winner though!
Serbia – Samo Mi Se
Spava
Graham Norton, you are hilarious! He apparently likes horror
films- that will explain the staging. I think I’ll dislike it then!
Dramatic piano introduction. Reminds me of a very low pitched James Bond
Goldfinger! Nasty strobe electic sound- I feel like Buzzsaws are going mad! Too
whispery rappy. It’s very intriguing though. Musically interesting in terms of
melody. Actually, maybe it’s Labyrinth it reminds me of!
Er- why are the dancers going all strange. Whaat a stranger Spider movement. Too creepy for me! “Was it something they
ate?!”- Graham Norton- you are funny!
France: Evidermment:
Oooh, very Liza Minnelli! What a nice glitter tower! She is
standing on!
It is part of her dress?? Does she have stilts on? Ooh, the
chorus is very funky! Rhythmically interesting! I like her hat! The costume is
fab black glitter! Where did the glitter mountain go!?!?
This is a GOOD song!
Cyprus: Break a Broken heart:
Cyprus have never won Eurovision.
OOOOOOOh, we start with a very high Oooooooh!”
Ooh, what a lovely voice after that initial noise! I like
the Irish-sounding (well, on a different instrument) accompaniment- it’s gone
away again! He’s got a good range!
Rain!!! I’ve just noticed next door’s dog is not howling!
Where is it? Has it learnt not to? I like this but it’s not as compelling as
the first two!
Spain- Eaea
Sounds very Arabic- a bit Azan-esque!
Her top is very plastic!
Creepy arms poking out.
I like the vocal harmonies but the blip blop blip bloppy
accompaniment is odd. Imaginative but
odd! I find the song musically compelling.
Some headbangy moves in the background- in slow motion.
Ooh, “Little tears from the Nile”- maybe that’s why it
sounds Arabic!
The fringed booth is an odd choice of scenery.
Ooh, there’s some “Give that Wolf a Banana” costumes in the
background!
Sweden: Tattoo
Bookies’ favourite.
WHAT IS SHE WEARING!???? No, I hate it, she has massive
talons! It’s like beige bondage gear!
She has a powerful voice- too shouty for me. I do not like
the talons
Ah, so she’s using tattoo as a simile. I still don’t like
it. Despite it being “epic”.
Really?? The contender?
Not for me!
Albania:
She’s cosplaying The Rani from Doctor Who? Actually, that
music in the opening is like Doctor Who incidental music.
Intriguing harmonies.
I like the tonality of it. 6 members of one family- rather like the Von
Trapps!
Awww, they are really sweet performers. I like the red scarf waving!
This has some fun instrumental interjections One of my
favourites so far!
Italy: Due Vite
Oooh, speak Italian to me!! Yay! He’s wearing a very nice
sparkly tank top! “Coffee with lemon to fight a hangover”-Urgh!
He’s got a lovely voice and it’s strong but he’s not belting
(so far) The music has lovely ebb and flow to it. Ha, the two dangers in the
background are repeatedly falling off a black staircase into a pit…must be a
trampoline in there… They are having so
much fun! I can see why this is a favourite!
It’s very emotional!
Estonia: Bridges
She has a self-playing piano with her!! OOoh!
It reminds me of “The piano” Yann Tiersen. The performer is very pretty! I like that the
piano is getting lots of closeups! Who is singing that echo!!?!?!
The costume is very pretty! A lovely drapy Cornflower blue
suit.
I like the melody- it’s very a simple 5 note scales repeated
but effective! She’s got an attractive voice.
Great ending!
Finland: Cha Cha Cha
He’s in a box!!!! And he’s wearing GREEN with spikes!
Eurgh, that is a HORRIBLE green spkiy top!
It’s a bit too rappy for me! The Cha-Cha-Cha-ChaCha –
Cha-Cha is very catchy though!
He’s been joined by some neon pink dancers strapped to a
Maypole. Haha, what silly dancing!
The caterpillar dance they just did on the floor was fun!
Now it’s that silly troll move again!
It’s ridiculously catchy!
The crowd love it!
Czechia: My sister’s
Crown
A great start with some harmonies.
Pink suits= pretty Strawberry ice-cream colour. Are their
plaits real? THEY ARE SO LONG!
The whingy background ostinato is annoying.
Australia: Promise
Oops, I got distracted.
It’s got cars on the stage. It
sounds very 80’s. That drummer is
loving life! Ah-oh bit is very catchy! Is there a synonym for catchy?
Belgium: Because of
you
Interesting pink culottes. It’s very 90’s. Makes me want to
dance but not my total vibe.
Armenia
I’m not sure about that costume. I like the lyrics- a song
which includes going to a bookshop is going to be good. Not particularly memorable. Nice voice and a sweet performer.
Moldova:
Well, hello traditional flute! Kaval you say? Great but I
can’t hear it- turn all the other stuff down and make the flute louder so I can
listen its sound better. Is that man actually playing it? I like his
horns. The singer is a bit dramatic and I
can hear Bach vibes in it but not my favourite.
Ukraine:
Nice singers and some interesting harmonies but not
particularly memorable- I prefer last year’s one!
Norway: Queen of
Kings
The costume looks like something from Starlight
Express. I like the opening. I like the change of time signature. I think
they are also playing on the musical Six.
The rhythm of the melody is different and interesting. I like the melisma in the middle. That’s a very high note!!! Fascinating
lyrics! I like it! Norway’s win with
Alexander Rybak was my first Eurovision!
Germany: Blood and
Glitter
We appear to have a costume from Lord of the Rings meets
Stranger Things from the Upside down. It’s
very ‘rock’- not my vibe! “We’re so happy we could die?”- well that’s cheerful.
I don’t like it. Loud and dramatic. It’s got a lot to look at but I don’t like that
screamy shouty style of singing- you are going to damage your throat!
Lithuania: Stay
Ooh, I like the choral harmony antiphony! That’s a nice tasteful
red dress- pretty artist. This is a pretty song. Ooh,now a beat has kicked in. I like the vocal harmonies. It reminds me of
worship song we sing at church, ‘O to
see the day’ I’ve just realised, the chorus “it’s’ too loud” is in Lithuanian!
Aww, she’s a sweet
artist!
Israel:
Interesting boxy staging!
The costume is very Nineties meets Stormtrooper. She has an attractive
voice. Ooh, where did that man come from? Now there’s two girls.The dancing is
very strutty!
“I’ve got the power of a unicorn,”- have you????? Maybe not.
Slovenia: Carpe Diem
Nice outfits. I’d wear that shirt,maybe not the pink trousers
but he’s rocking them! He’s cute!
810,000 years? That’s specific! I’m enjoying the band accompanying. It’s
catchy and makes me want to dance. The band are enjoying themselves! I’m enjoying the chromatic bass line and the
drop into the chorus! They all have very
nice swishy, shiny hair! Aww, look, they are all coming together to bow at the
end! Yes, you are sweet!
Croatia: Mama SC
HA! I love the poses and the uniforms! Mommy bought eh
tractor! I could learn that dance! That
song feels like a primary school Call and response! I think that’s what they ar
aiming at. We have Mommy then the alphabet. Ah, it’s an Anti-war song! Evil
little psychopath. Alligator Psychopath! It’s very memorable and witty! Ah, they’ve just stripped down to vests and
pants!
United Kingdom: I
wrote a song
That’s a powerful opening- very James Bond! Urgh, stupid
club beat and blip blopping. The tune
sounds a bit like a club version of the saxophone solo from Careless Whisper
and now the blip blopping is salsa-y broken chords. The costume is a bit
boring. Black corset, shirt and trousers. The lyrics are a bit rubbish. The Da-da-da-da
bit is ok if a bit simple. Urgh, rappy bit. Not a winner. Nope.
My favourites at this
point:
Slovenia
Croatia
France
Italy
Albania
Austria
Portugal
Which one would I
choose to win?
I think I like Austria or Croatia best!
Will they win????
No, I can't see anything but clouds! x
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing two totally different things, neither of which probably make any sense. My first thought was the cloud on the left was a pencil, but I'm not sure what it's trying to do the cloud on the right. But the second photo made me think the cloud on the right was a fish about to open its mouth and devour the cloud-fish on the left! It's funny where our brains go...
ReplyDeleteI can definitely see two creatures talking, but I can't tell you who they are, I'm afraid ... xxx
ReplyDeleteWell it's obvious isn't it Kezzie - the clouds look like a terrapin trying to eat a piece of toblerone chocolate! (???) ;) xXX
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