The random ramblings of an eclectic eccentric who wends waywardly through a myriad of activities!
Thursday, October 08, 2026
Garden joy!
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
A post from the archives.. 10 cakes i do not like.
I occasionally like to visit my own blog archive to have a peruse. Today only happened because a new post suddenly made its way into my 'popular posts's sidebar and then I went down a rabbit hole.
Here's post from 10 years ago where showed what a complete fuss pot I am regarding cake!
Enjoy!
10 Cakes I do not like
| I do like this one. Even though I didn't get to try it. |
"....because otherwise, I'd have to seriously reconsider our friendship Young lady- what on eath is going on with your cake preferences?! He he I feel like you need a Cakervention (like an intervention involving cake)..."
So, I thought it would be mildly amusing to share the cakes that caused such consternation! (From what I can remember. I find decisions hard. Annoyingly, one of my boys at school has noticed this and he delights in asking what my favourite blah blah is, to which I say, "Oooh, that's a difficult question," to which he replies, "Is that because you're indecisive, Miss?". Swine!)
In the interests of balance, I should probably post Cakes I do like on another day. Or maybe not, less entertaining than a rant.
1. Eccles cake- my Grandpa always used to have these at his house. Uhrgh,these things are seriously rank! Horrid filling, nasty pastry, I'm not sure there's anything nice about them.
2. Coffee and walnut. Coffee is gross- period!
3. Simnal cake- I loathe the taste of cinammon in cakes and what's more, I really don't like dried fruit. And what's with those large balls on top??? Yes, not keen on marzipan, especially generous-sized balls of it!
4. What the heck, all fruit cakes- wedding, Christmas, birthday...
4. Carrot cake. Ok, in this case, I will tolerate it. I will eat it, but I don't really like it. That off-white icing on top is always a bit sour, the cake reminds me too much of fruit cake.
5. Bakewell tarts- in one word- almonds and cherries combined. Shudder. Any cake with GLACE cherries in has my disapproval!
6. Danish pastries- too sickly, too sticky to eat, falls apart as you eat, weird eruptions of jammy/gooey inards....
7. Banana bread- ahgh, the flavour- mouldy banana- just tastes like socks!!!! Banana-flavoured anything really!!!! I like my bananas yellow with a generous helping of green.You need to use brown bananas for this type of thing so it's inevitable I would not be a fan.
8. Date and walnut cake - dates are nasty!!!!! Need I say more?
9. Gingerbread - to be fair, I think I have a mild allergic reaction to anything with ginger as I get pins and needles in my tongue when I eat anything with ginger in. I like it in savoury-food if I can tolerate the pins and needles, but in sweet- no, no, no...
10. Coconut cake- never been a fan of coconut- always disliked Bounties. I like coconut milk in savoury foods but not sweet.
I could continue (Baklava, I'm looking at you!) but I am aware how terrible I come across in this!
You can guarantee if it has spices or dried fruit in it, I would rather politely decline. I apologise profusely if I offend you with my overt shaming of cakes I would rather not share a plate with. It is meant in jest, even if I genuinely wouldn't want to eat these.
In my research of trying to remember which cakes I don't like, I found this very helpful Wikipedia list of cakes with pictures which helped me. Have a look-there's some odd ones there!
In the words of CBC in that I am "incredibly fussy!" about cake- the good thing is, I really will only eat cake I love, thus meaning I won't waste calories on cakes I 'quite like' as I'd rather not eat them, thus it is better for my health. Thus, I can gorge on chocolate cake whenever I wish, since I have renounced cake on so many other occasions. Hmmm, maybe not?
Over to you, what's your cake hit or miss list? Better still, post about it and share the link!!
xx
Haha, how fussy am I?!!
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Heatwave
If you are in the UK, no doubt you have been experiencing extreme heat. Today's poem is a triolet about that. Triolets are a 8-line French form which follow a pattern where there are certain lines which repeat and those that rhyme. Can you spot what the form is from this poem. I've written 4 poems with this form over time.
I've been using a seed-sprouter and some microherb seeds I bought in lockdown from Wilko in 2021. Cannot believe I finally got around to using it. It's pretty cool and the heat has meant the sprouted radish seeds have been growing super quickly. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong with the sprouter so that the water is not trickling down in the way it should be. After a few days, I thought it had all gone moudly as it looked like it was covered in a fine white mould but it turned out these were the roots! The sprouts were tasty and had a real kick to them and added a great crunch to a salad. CBC had recently mentioned he liked bean sprouts so I decided to give this a try!
Similarly, I have been growing some peashoots from some old marrowfat peas Mum gave me.
I might try chickpeas too as I have lots of old dried ones. This looks helpful
In the garden, I've already had a lot of loganberries. After giving them a stern talking to and an ultimatum of it being the last year I was going to wait, we've had a real glut!
Last week, the Heatwave was very strange. My school closed for 2 days so I had to work from home for 2 days. The third day, my classes were not in as their rooms have no aircon and it was stifling in their rooms. It was all very weird and I felt like I was back at the start of the 2020 Lockdown feeling like the world was about to end and not sure what to do. The third day was especially hard, even though I had plenty of work and training to do. It was so, so warm in my house, I can't imagine what it was like in a higher flat with no garden or ventilation. My Internet was pretty terrible too although after stropping at Vodafone, a booster was finally sent. Friday night, CBC and I went for a swim at 6pm in our local pool which was lovely, if a bit crowded. I walked the 1.5miles home via the Chinese and spent most of the evening in the garden as the house was so unbearable. Yesterday, we went over to mum which was nice though her house was so humid as she keeps all the doors and windows shut because of the cats.
Today, I had an all day rehearsal with Orchestra of the City for our Mahler 7 concert on Friday if anyone is in Holborn area!
Back to school tomorrow!
Xx
Sunday, March 29, 2026
Free Basil
Monday, October 20, 2025
The week and weekend that was
The weeks are hurtling by but at the time, they feel like they are going very slowly...
Had a lovely surprise on the way home from school as I saw a girl who was in my favourite ever class at school. She was a really lovely, musical girl! We were both delighted to see each other, had a quick catch up. Funnily enough, I'd only been thinking of her a couple of days before so it was an odd coincidence. She is now 20 and doing an architecture degree. Similarly, funnily enough, she said she'd found her recorder the other day and played through, In the Hall of the Mountain King which I had arranged for 2 recorders, especially for her and a friend! When I got home, CBC was still at school helping out with Zombie night. I had a lovely Friday night watching Victoria on ITVX and typing up a poem. He came back around 9pm and we cooked a pizza and ate that.
Saturday morning, annoyingly awake early but then ended up helping CBC get to his Gardening course by making him coffee in a flask at 7.30am (absolutely determined to help him save money!) and providing him with snacks.
I then hung up washing and went out into the garden to do some watering and pick around 12 runner beans. I am so amazed by how prolific these plants have been. I spent £1 on two plants from a bungalow down the road and I have already been rewarded with over 250 runnerbeans from those two plants, some of which are in the freezer. I then made tea and then came back to do all the washing up, hung up washing, sorted other washing.
It's funny how inspiration for a poem comes. I was thinking on Friday night that there hadn't been a prompt word this week from The Toy so I hadn't written one, only ended up tweaking my last week's one. and couldn't seem to think of ANY subject to write a poem about. I was sitting in bed and ended up thinking about a theme for a Children's concert based on Time. Ended up starting to write a poem in the shower (well, say words out loud in the shower) and then I suddenly had a poem 20 minutes later. Even CBC liked it later when I told him it (and he gets ennui from my poems!)
I went into the shower and packed my bag for my concert and started finally eating breakfast around 11.15am and suddenly realised I needed to leave so shoved the rest of my Branflakes in the fridge and dashed off to the station. The timing was perfect as CBC arrived at a station to pick me up at the same time and we drove to the town for our concert.
We parked the car at the concert venue and then walked into town and had a yummy brunch/lunch. We had a quick look at the High Street but I didn't buy anything (although wished I'd picked up the Ikea Hol I saw in one charity shop! CBC's cycling clothes have expanded beyond their current accommodation and this would be perfect for either those or our bedding!)
We then walked to the woods for a quick walk and back to the venue for our rehearsal.
The rehearsal went fairly well. We rehearsed Brahms and Sibelius and then the other two flutes came to rehearse Ives' The Unanswered Question. This is a BRILLIANT piece of modern music. I've included an extract from a London Symphony Orchestra Children's Concert below. (listen from 19:00 if it isn't already at that point when you click on it). I first heard this piece at an LSO teachers creative day and then it was used in this lockdown concert for Children which I shared with my pupils and they all loved it. Really well worth a listen. It's such an interesting piece! Click and listen to it as you scroll my post.
There are three things to listen out for: the trumpet who asks the question. The flutes who try to answer and get increasingly frustrated as they try to solve it and then the strings who are the silence of the druids who know, see and hear nothing.
Thursday, September 25, 2025
Cottage industry
It's been a bumper year for Blackberries!
With some apples from my Dad's I made 5 boxes of stewed apples and blackberries in honey.





























A truly original and fun post! How much I have learned from a psychological point of you based on your cake hates. I adore gingerbread but most people I know do not. More for me I say. And not a fan of carrot cake? You know who likes carrots, right? Furry creatures that romp willy nilly through the woods? Of course I refer to vegetarians.
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny! And I would say your cake tastes are mostly weird, but I have to agree with you on Eccles cakes, coconut cake, Bakewell tarts and American fruit cakes - yuck. British fruit cake is palatable compared to the American version. I can't believe you don't like cinnamon in cake! Sacrilege! It's a shame you have a bad reaction to ginger, because a good Parkin is just lovely.
ReplyDeleteI too am fussy about cake, I can take it or leave it in general to be honest, with exception of gingerbread...that I can't refuse! x
ReplyDeleteI'm with you (almost) all the way in your choices of nasty cakes. The only one I have to take exception to is the banana cake as I do make a beautiful banana and sultana cake myself which is is moist and yummy.
ReplyDeleteAnna x
Anna's Island Style
What's your stand on Chocolate Banana cake, then? Oooh, that's a difficult question!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Eccles cakes ( Mr FD brought me a pack of 4 back from the UK) but not so keen on chocolate cake. Victoria sponge with blackcurrant jam and a fairly thin cream filling is good. I quite like carrot cake in small quantities and over-iced-and-topped cupcakes are the work of the Devil. They look so lovely, but somehow turn to dust.
I'm not a fan of cake with dried fruit in either.
ReplyDeleteI don't like cakes where the filling to sponge ratio is all out - over topped cupcakes, more icing than necessary etc. What are they trying to hide? Style over substance in my view.
Hate coffee cake, coffee chocolates, coffee in general. I'm allergic to coconut so don't go near anything with coconut it anyway. I eat dried fruit straight out of the packet.
ReplyDeleteJulie xxxxxx
I can't get enough coffee, so I'm a fan of coffee cake. I also like carrot cake although my last attempt to make one was a disaster.
ReplyDeleteOh my word, at last I have fund someone who has a pure hatred towards fruit cakes, I cannot stand them even the smell makes me want to be sick. I also hate glace cherries. I do however like Bakewell tarts, I just pick the cherry off.
ReplyDeleteI love coffee cake but hate walnuts and carrot cake oh my word, possibly my favourite but without any dried fruit in it. I hate dried fruit x x x
I was reading this wondering if there could possibly be a cake you hadn't mentioned. But, yes ,chocolate cake. For that I forgive you your hatred of all others ;)
ReplyDeleteThis made me realise just how much I like cake. All of them (but not coffee) (and, ok, maybe eccles too).
I looove the icing on carrot cake! It's cream cheese icing by the way. Yummmmyy!
ReplyDeleteHmm, I wonder whether you would like my Toblerone cake? That's made with cream cheese as well... but also melted Toblerone.
I don't like wedding/Christmas cake either, but I do like Christmas pudding... which is made with the EXACT same ingredients. Yep, I'm weird.
My favourite cake is Yorkshire Parkin, made to my grandma's recipe. It's a ginger cake, so you would hate it ;-)
OH Kezzie.... Apart from all the calories those cakes are as sweet as music, I LOVE every one of the cakes you mentioned. I think you need a palate adjustment because... just because. Oh well, just think of all the bad sugar you're not tempted to eat. Maybe we should all hate those cakes too. Sugar is bad for us anyway. Waite a minute, there's sugar in chocolate cake too. hehe.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
JB
I'm totally with you, Julia*. Seriously, Kezzie- that cakervention is happening STAT :p I even have Eccles cakes for breakfast sometimes :p xxx
Delete*Or at least for the first part. I did the sight equivalent of covering my ears and singing "la la la" for the sentences about sugar being bad for people :p
I can beat your list, I don't like sweet things. I can't remember the last time I ate a cake, I usually accept a slice out of politeness and slip it on to Jon's plate when nobody is looking. Chips, crisps and nuts all the way! x
ReplyDeleteOk at the start I was thinking how could anyone DISlike cake, but then I read your list and right enough there's some there I also don't like. I don't think I've ever had eccles cake. I like both carrot and ginger, but not more than a plain sponge. I'm fussy with Christmas cake, some are too alcoholic tasting or 'hard' for me. Coffee gross, not keen on walnuts, LOVE a good fruit loaf/tea loaf though. I love raisins or sultanas or whichever they are (my Mum always makes fun of me for not knowing the difference). Bananas I'm funny with, I eat them, but don't love them and I really am not keen on banana flavoured things. I'd have them BROWN though, hate green or yellow. We have 2 bunches of green here, waiting impatiently for them to turn!!
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, Kezzie! I actually studied pastry and cake making and I'm still not mad at you. My very very least favorite cake is chocolate with chocolate icing. blech.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think all you cake-haters are very odd. There are some here that I like more than others but I'd never turn a cake away! X
ReplyDeleteWonderful post which made me laugh. T loves bakewells the most and so would be quite happy to help you out with those if you ever needed it!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the fruit cake, Simnel and the coconut cakes but coffee and walnut is the best!!
Lisa x
how interesting! For once we disagree, because I love all of the mentioned. I adore cakes with coffee, banana, carrot, cinemmon and coconut!
ReplyDeleteCoffee cake - no.
ReplyDeleteFruit cake - no.
Ginger cake - no.
Carrot cake - meh.
Now chocolate cake, yum! As long as it's veggie with free range eggs or vegan xxx