I had a most bizarre experience today. Well, actually, my story starts last night, around 11pm. On my way home from dinner with a friend, I nipped into Tescos to get some things and as I went in, the alarms (you know those things that pick up security tag signals if anyone tries to steal something) went off. I kind of smiled at the security guard and then walked in.
Some time later, when I was £35 poorer (honestly, I just went in for bacon!), as I walked out, the alarms went off again. I went back in and tried again and yes, it was me that was setting off the alarms. Luckiy, the guard realised I hadn't nicked anything.
Anyway, so this afternoon, I went into my local town to buy some things. As I went into my first shop with those things, the alarms went off as I went in. And then, as I went out, they went off.
Subsequently, in WHSmith, Monsoon, Barratts and somewhere else they went off upon my entry and departure. Finally, as I went to the doors of TK Maxx to get to the busstop, the alarms went off again, except with the all-singing, all-dancing 'BING BING BING: We're sorry, we may have left a security tag on your purchase, please return to the cash desk blah blah blah" remix version of the alarms. In each shop I hovered obediently outside, waiting for someone to come and accost me, as one appears less criminal like if they wait. Only in Monsoon-really, did they want to check my bag, which they started to, but since I was so accommodating and explained about my experiences, and they had a quick glance, they said it must have been some sort of metal.
It was very strange, I felt like a complete and utter criminal and felt GUILTY! Isn't it ridiculous!
I have no idea why that happened though. It didn't happen last week when I went shopping. It started last night. Why why why??????????????