The random ramblings of an eclectic eccentric who wends waywardly through a myriad of activities!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
WHO had the time to create these pictures???
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Harking back to younger times.
11. Ted Hughes The Iron woman
Reading this sent me right back to primary school. Aged 7, Year 3, watching Year 6's class assembly about Ted Hughes's The Iron Man original book. I was terrifiedly transfixed! It sticks with me in my mind. Truly, I can picture it now! Whenever someone mentions the Iron man, it sends a slight shudder down my spine. I never did read it. However, I covered Year 3 sometime last term which involved reading a chapter of it. I still haven't read it, but this sequel was in my class library, so I decided to give it a read- him being some sort of Children's Laureate in the past. As a literacy teacher, I OUGHT to be able to express an opinion on him, NOT based on fear. Anyway, it proved an interesting book with a very powerful message relating to pollution of water and the effect on our beautiful Earth- where the Iron woman comes to reak revenge on humans for their continual pollution. The change is helped by a young girl who helps to find a more peaceful solution. The blurb on the back describes it as a modern fable. It is a very imaginative book and I enjoyed the message and really hope that it has an impact on any children that read it. I probably wouldn't read it again, but I do think this comes from the association with his previously mentioned.
12. Joseph Galliano (editor) and various famous types. Dear Me: A Letter to My Sixteen-Year-Old Self
I borrowed this book from CBC a while back. The basic premise is- you have a page to write a letter to your 16 year old self. What would you write. As you can imagine, there is lots of 'don't do this, have no regrets, don't worry about x blah blah' but it offers marvellous insights into the younger selves of some wellknown personalities, someone of whom are extremely engaging. Others are extremely irritating. Those I particularly enjoyed included: Jane Fonda, Yoko Ono, Nitin Sawhney and Nadia Sawalha. A nice book to just be able to pick up and read from any point since the letters are autonomous. Worthwhile owning if you are not a habitual reader who would like to peruse something from time to time.
Monday, March 21, 2011
10 things to be thankful for...

2. When a rehearsal goes very well! My recorder group were great today. I had one that wanted to leave because he has no time to practice, but the majority were there, really enjoyed it, played the piece well and are going to perform in singing assembly.
3. A really great song and those who compose such pieces. I taught the kids THE PEANUT VENDOR (El Manisero) last week, by Don Azpiazu which is a great cuban song (I think) and they just GOT it, despite the difficult latin rhythms, enjoyed it and sang it really well! Am looking forward to it tomorrow.
4. Lovely supportive friends who help, uphold, support, encourage, empathise and share lunch!
5. Sleep- oh doesn't it feel much better when you've replenished your energy?!?
6. Sunshine- oh the delicious feel of caressing sunbeams when (don't even mind the 10 sneezes that it was accompanied by!) you manage to chance upon a little fresh air.
7. Fish fingers!!! Oh the joy of nostalgia!
8. Dancing to classical music with chiffon scarves with 30 4-5 year olds! Love it!
Tights gripes

- Why aren't these cloud tights available in adult sizes? How cute are they??? (Available at www.cloudappreciationsociety.org)
- Why indeed are all the cool kiddies' knitted tights not available in adults sizes?
- Why do adult versions of knitted tights (including lovely Tescos rose and polka dot tights) not have a pattern that goes up to the top but stops just above the knee. For us long-legged girlies, this is just plain silly as you end up with a plain band on show if your dress is shorter. If you're going to make tights in our leg-length manufacturers, please ensure that this terrible error is rectified.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
I always knew it was true!!!!
I went to see Chalet Girl on Saturday (in the middle of the blazing hot sun! Whyyyy????) mainly because of my admiration of Felicity Jones (See above!!! My favourite heroine is Catherine Morland who she played in Northanger Abbey so I am especially pleased that I came out in this quiz as her! FYI, I am watching it right now!!!!!!!!!).
CBC was a little sceptical about it, thinking it seemed a bit of a cliqued rom com. Felicity Jones was on top form as ever, although I think I prefer her with an upper class accent rather than Essex sarcasm which could've been a bit annoying if it were anyone else. She was a sweet heroine and I enjoyed some of the beautiful snowy views in the film and the snow boarding was very exciting. I thought the development between her and her love interest (the son of the Chalet's owner) was a bit sudden and a bit unrealistic and he wasn't really my idea of a hero (I much prefer JJ Feild as Mr Tillney). I also thought he was a bit of a wuss and a cad for his dumping of his fiance and a coward for getting to that place in the first place. Bill Nighy was great as the chalet owner, if a little underused. Bill Bailey was fairly insipid as Kim (Felicity Jones's) father. I quite liked all the Jack Wills clothing that most of the other cast members were wearing. On the whole, it wasn't the most exciting movie ever but it was an entertaining diversion.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Cloudy day?
Hydra novella: the first day! Waffle waffle
We are currently hurtling towards Piraeus Port on the coast of Athens, trying to reach there in time to catch the Flying Dolphin, speedy boat to Hydra. Tension surrounds us like a mine-field full of trip-wires whilst we both anxiously play the dreaded scenario of missing the boat in our fretful minds. The time is 3:35pm, local time, and we have to be at Piraeus by 4 to pick up tickets and catch the boat. Will we make it, will we make it? The hated refrain plays itself in our minds. It seems doubtful right now. We’ve just reach Panourmo on Line 1 of the Athens metro with 12 stops to go including a change to Line 2! Pray like mad, even in retrospect that we wont have to find some dingy hotel by the port, since it’s the last boat of the day. I’ve spent the entire plane journey learning vocab which magically Houdinied its way out of my mind when I needed to use it!
The flight was pleasant enough though we’re exceedingly weary since we had to rise at 4.10am in order to catch the 4:59 train to London! We almost missed it by literally a second! We raced from home dragging the very heavy Yellow Peril suitcase and a pink-mink trolley plus rucksack! We’ve been exceedingly lucky so far, perhaps it will hold out! Got to go- just got to get up in order to alight (love this word on busstops!) and change trains!
Time is running out. Disaster! Cautious CBC didn’t run into train at Monastres- it’s past 4pm but at least I saw an orange tree!
I write this from the boat!! Luckily, the website was the equivalent of an over-cautious mother sending off her first born to Scout-camp and the Hellenic Seaways office told us we were early for our 5pm boat and seemed bemused at the mere suggestion that we were expected to arrive an hour before! PHEW! A wild goose-chase ensued trying to find the actual boat- the Flying dolphin. CBC headed towards impossibly large looking boats with car-ports (HELLO CBC? We’re going to an island horeece (Greek for ‘without’) cars on something called The flying dolphin not Stonking great whale!!!!!) I attempted asking in Greek for directions which headed us towards smaller-looking boats at the other end of the watery mass (What do I call it? The port still?)
Eventually, several paltry-attempts at Greek later (“Poo eneh ee karavi yia Idhra parakalo?”), we found ourselves boarding a moderately-sized red and white Flying dolphin. After being relocated to our proper seats, in what we had originally avoided as we’d assumed was the 1st class section due to its being smaller and having a door, not white-paper seat-covers alla Britain (Strange no one else was in this area: why did they put us here? AHA, I know your game! Let’s laugh at the silly English tourists sitting in the bumpy bit of the boat!) the hydra-foil departed at a hasty lick. This was not enough, despite, loud vibrations, to stop me from falling immediately into a slumber upon CBC’s shoulder.
Awakening one hour hence amidst blue sunset-illuminated sea, the boat arrived at Poros, the more popular touristy island (not as exclusive as Hydra), where virtually all in sundry alighted noisily (cue usual Kezzie-style paranoic ponderings of Have we missed Hydra????). All was fine on the seaward front and the ½ an hour left to reach Hydra continued with my continual sleep and CBC eagerly guzzling the Saronic sea-sights.
Arrival in darkness!!! Dismay at having to find accommodation, rueing the fact that we had not bothered to print a map, locate the street name our hotel might be on or print our confirmation.
First impressions of gentle-lapping waves at the habour, tavernas with outdoor heating lamps, stony-cobbled walkways. With the aid of a friendly ubiquitous ‘old smily gent’ and a couple of none-too-helpful “It’s far. Go that way and then ask someone else,” comments, we made our way up steep cobbled, labyrinthine passages, finding ourselves in worrying-dark, windy passages (cue more paranoic Kezzie, “Robbers, robbers, they’re after for us!!!”) Eventually, by magnificent luck, we ended up at Piteouessa, our guesthouse recognising it from the photos, meeting Yiannis, our 'landlord' who showed us a choice of rooms.

This photo of Piteoussa Guest House is courtesy of TripAdvisor

This photo of Piteoussa Guest House is courtesy of TripAdvisor
with prominent green accents, prominent apple accessories and 70’s style swirling lamps (plus balcony). Indecision reigned supreme until CBC stated that we should go for downstairs wherein I subtly tried to indicate that there had been a rather strong aroma of ‘cat’ downstairs and maybe we should stay upstairs. CBC in his innocently-ignorant-to-the-ways-of-cats and polite questioning, misinterpreted my comments and unsubtly asked “Do you have cats?” pointedly (inwardly I cringed and glared at CBC). Landlord, bemused at this strange turn in the conversation, wasn’t sure if this was a rhetorical question; Who DIDN’T have cats? (a feature of Hydra!) Eventually, I triumphed (somewhat regretfully, since who DOESN’T want to imagine they are Princess Jasmine under a white canopy!) but I cannot stand eau-de-cat-wee (this was OUTSIDE the room I am sure, but I could still smell it!). CBC made numerous references to over-greeness which suggested he wasn’t so happy, which parried irritation on my part. Yiannis provided us with maps and cards for restaurants and some minutes later, we set off down further twisting passages eventually finding Ostria, a restaurant boasting fresh-seafood caught and cooked by the sea-faring proprietor himself! Herein, we experienced our first experience of yet another key-feature of Hydra- waiters/waitresses who enjoyed lengthly conversations with friends, not doing a lot of work!
Our food was local red small shrimps (SMALL? These were gargantuan!)- very generous portions and a whole fresh, sweet Kalamari, an abundance of Greek salad and rose wine. Our hostess was very helpful and friendly (not all were like this).
Monday, March 14, 2011
Swish swish!!!
"Wheeeeeee!"
"Please try to take a picture of it swishing Mummy!"
"Ahrgh, I'm being attacked by my hair!"
"Look how it swishes..."
"Flaaaaaameeeeenco!"
"Edelweeeeeeis, Edelweeeeeis!"

"Why can I not think what to do with my hands?"
"Are your petticoats as big as mine?"Sunday, March 13, 2011
Robin red breast




Wistful reminiscences of furry friends
A Solstice sandwich: Solstice in the middle with her adopted babies- Harmony and Mewsici!
Katy pins Minstrel, a darling little gent with feline celebral palsy, to the minging patterned carpet!
Old gent Noddy looks confused as a gremlin-like baby Solstice straddles his back! Pushkin, ever the affectionate maternal-figure, looks on with the indulgence of a proud matriarch

The three bantum hens, Polly (and ahrgh, I cannot remember the names of the other two!!!!!) fight over reading My Weekly magazine!
Eeeeeeek!!!!

Monday, March 07, 2011
Let them eat cake!


Sunday, March 06, 2011
10 things to be thankful for.
6. The fact that I didn't have a HORRENDOUS amount of marking to do this weekend, so it wasn't too arduous! Especially since I haven't worked very efficiently!
How many parcels in the picture???
Yes, there are indeed three!!!!
The courier turned up today with my Peacocks orders- all three of them!
The sweetie that she was, she felt bad when I phoned the other day to try and arrange redelivery of the first parcel. So she phoned up her depot to see if they still had it or had sent it on to Peacocks, to try and help me. It transpired that they DID have it, but she didn't have my mobile number, so they kept it. But she didn't have my mobile number to call me, so somehow she came with 3 today! Yep, I have 3 sets of daisy earrings, and a polka-dot dress and a navy blue Kate Middleton-style dress. But MOST IMPORTANTLY...
I have the lace-necked dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There now remains the issue of what to do with 2 extremely large parcels worth of items, equivalent to the weight of a small child, especially since you have to pay for your own postage
but it's quite funny really!!!!
Yay, we had Women's world day of prayer today at church, for which I was playing the piano (ahrgh!) but praise God, apart from one of two Les Dawson moments, I didn't play too badly!!!
Saturday, March 05, 2011
A tale of annoyances with a moral!
Peacocks items, I was pretty excited to see the black lace collared dress, which was as close as I was going to get to the Pearl Lowe dress. So dutifully, I ordered it (with some ahem, other items).Friday, March 04, 2011
Furry books
10. Aleksandr Orlov A simples life.I am a big fan of the Compare-the-meerkat.com adverts. I have compared meerkats, it's great fun. However, I hadn't considered reading the novel, until amusingly, the person for whom I bought it for Christmas, bought it for me also! The book has lots of funny pictures and tells the epic history of how the Compare-the-meerkat business came about, from dusty roots of ancestors in the Kalahari desert, up to modern-day entrepeneur and self-confessed genius in many disciplines. It is rather silly, with the broken-English spoken by the character in the adverts but has a charm to it. Children will take it literally, adults can laugh at it! I thought it was cute! Not for you if you want to read something serious, great-story-telling that will change the world, but an amusing diversion.
Grecian chic or over-the-top geek?
It was World Book day today! So, being the enthusiastic teacher I am, I went full gusto into the dressing up as a book character element. Being inspired by my role in The Boys from Syracuse(Based on Shakespeare's Comedy of errors), and the accessories I had procured for that and being in Greece last week, I decided to go for a character from my English GCSE study, The Iliad. Namely, the owner of the face that launched a thousand ships- Helen of Troy.
So, my costume consisted of:
Photo 1: Wreath head-dress.
A plain gold headband (Primark current), to which I attached gold leaves and gold flowers wedding-favour decorations (Hobbycraft), They wrapped around the headband with craft-wire.
Photo 3: An under layer of gold and white braid (Hobbycraft) which formed a head-layer.
Hair plaited and pinned up.
Photo 2: Gold gladiator-style sandals (Primark- July 2010)
white cotton skirt, worn under dress (Topshop 2002)
Photo 4&5: (Ignore the messy desk): from the top:
Eye shadow: Urban Decay Midnight cowboy rides again
Gold coin and bead earrings: Craft fair-donated by friend Ellie last summer for TBfS
White scarf/sash over the shoulder (Primark current)
Gold coin necklace (Primark July 2010)
White Grecian dress (bought in Hydra tourist shop last week from grumpiest shop-keeper ever!)
Cream leaf belt (Primark current)
Gold bangles and bracelets (Primark July 2010)
So thank you to high-street stores (and one Greek miser) for providing me with a lovely costume which......
*DRUMROLL*
...caused the children to vote me as having the best costume and therefore winning what was in photo 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!




