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Tuesday, October 24, 2023

From the Archives: The Night Ambush

 I randomly click on my links on my blog sometimes to see what things are.

Had no recollection of this scary post and incident...perhaps we try to forget things...


The night ambush


After a long day at work, I found myself weary on the relentless trudge homewards. When the nights draw in and darkness comes, I find myself  somewhat nervous of the poorly-lit park route to my humble abode. Bracing myself, I left the main street of bright street lamps and a healthy flow of commuters moving in cars and on foot and find myself on the path of few lights, few people and a sense of isolation.

I walked amidst the avenue of trees, the comforting hubbub of traffic dimmed to a faint memory and left me as a solo passenger on this journey.   Heightened awareness of noises means my breath sounded loud and panicked and I wanted this ordeal to be over.  I increased my pace to a paranoid canter.

As I neared the gloomy, old pool building, with the memory of swimmers as a mere memory, I wished for some company, some sense that I was not alone.  Reaching the end of the building, my eyes darted left and right, left and right like a tortured cat seeking the elusive swinging toy.

It was then that I saw them.

Looming out of nowhere in the darkness, a mass of tall, lean, muscular individuals whose stony faces were a mystery to me in the complete lack of light  as they stood to my right.

Involuntarily I gasped in shock and braced myself for the threatening encounter that was surely to come with this ambush.  I'd always imagined this kind of horror in my imagination but didn't even consider it would come to fruition here in this place that I had come to love.
Words failed me, they died in my mouth as a kind of panic unique to rabbits in the middle of a road held as a statue.

A stentorian voice came out from behind me to my right- an unexpected extra individual.  "Right, I want 50 press ups! GO!"

As those anonymous individuals threw themselves down the grassy surface where their feet had been, I breathed a sigh of relief as I realised that the Boot-camp participants were back in winter training.


(This account is based on a number of times I have suddenly happened upon the Boot-camp members training by the side of my path home in the pitch black throughout winter.  I tried to imagine back to the first time I had seen them. It has always struck me as slightly sinister the way they are there with no pomp or circumstance just getting on with it in the dark. Bootcamp is an extreme form of exercising rather like the army, I believe)



12 comments:

  1. I was all worried about you! hehe. I like bootcamp, it's awesome.

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  2. Haha! I was also worried about you, I thought this was a very artistic and bloggy way of saying you had been mugged or something.

    Glad you're okay ;)

    Corinne x
    www.skinnedcartree.com

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  3. Oh my! I was prepared to hear something awful.. What a relief it must have been to hear that shout of command. :) Do you carry pepper spray or any such thing? I'm glad it all worked out and you are fine!

    Tamara xo

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  4. Kezzie, please don't scare me like this, I was on the edge of my seat with my heart in my throat. Seriously, you have a great gift of writing and i think that you should consider writing. You can hold my interest and you have a way of vividly describe what you write about. You could start by writing short stories and then who knows.
    You are so talented.
    "Just do it"

    I'm so relieved that you were not mugged, robbed or something worst.
    Please don't walk alone in the dark.
    Hugs,
    JB

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  5. You scared me, too. I knew you survived because you were writing this but still.... I was shopping for fabric one evening when I noticed a lot of very miserable looking sweaty people in matching sweat suits running like hell. I thought they had perhaps escaped a cult and were running to freedom. I almost called 911. But it was just a cross fit class. Which I think is sort of like a cult. Anyway, I'm so glad you're okay.

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  6. Well you should have just joined on in, that would have made their night. Walk up and say "Sir, yes sir, 50 coming up" and watch them light up. I would be more frightened to encounter a Booty Boot Camp crowd, those ladies are intense :) Hey I have a new little picture post up if you get the chance. Thanks!

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  7. brilliant piece of writing!

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  8. This sounds terrifying! You really shouldn't walk alone in the dark! However, this was amazing and you're so good at writing! You must have been so relieved haha! :) xx

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  9. you described this so well. I'm sure I would feel afraid too. Well, I'm happy to hear you're perfectly safe:)

    Podstrana is located 8 km from Split but in other direction, opposite of Sibenik...so maybe that was not the place you had in mind.

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  10. Ha! This was a great read : ) Training in complete darkness is a bit crazy.

    bisous
    Suzanne

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  11. Brilliant read, I was gripped and couldn't read it fast enough! When I was at Uni, we lived on the other side of a big park. There were creepy looking toilets as you entered that anyone could be hiding in or behind, a graveyard over the small wall to the right and then the "long way round" main road to the left. That main road CURVED widely around the park, so it took much longer than popping through the park and coming out at the opening to our house, so I was always reluctant to use it. However in winter, it was so dark and creepy, I was always in two minds about it. I used to have my rape alarm and key (to use as a weapon) in each hand, plus all my bags and practically ran through that park!! I was always so relieved to reach the other side. There were a few times I gasped loudly when someone appeared from the dark though!

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  12. Just remember, Kezzie- they're much more scared of you than you are of them. Or something....

    Oh, no- what I MEANT to write was "What kind of nutters do a boot camp EVER, let alone in winter?!". Lunatics. xxx

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Thursday, October 12, 2023

From the Archives- Autumn Treasures

 I was looking at my blog and found this post from October 2015. 

It included a poem about Autumn and reminds me of my need to make an effort to like Autumn. I don't. But I try!



So, come on then Autumn, show me your finery!
Take me on a journey of discovery, that we may know each other as dear old friends.
Deck yourself in your most dandiest of threads
And serenade and woo me with your beauty.
Dazzle me, hold aloft your greatest finery.
Pave my paths with gold and my walls with the richest of rubies.
Allow me to tread gently upon your veined-dreams.
Offer me the finest delicacies, enjoyed by the richest of your patrons.
And lead me to places with untold, unimaginable intricacy.
Exhibit shapes in myriad forms and the whole spectrum of shades.
Share your tree-dappled light as a lamp to my feet.
May lace-like ferns adorn my routes.
Like palms in far-off lands.
Show me that life still brims within you.
And that you are echoes of friends past, still near, still loved.
Teach me the ways of older beauty.
That you too, may be long-cherished in my heart.
























CBC and I went for a forest walk today after a rather long and protracted detour in which we aborted an attempt to visit a nature reserve in the place of my ancestors, Tollesbury.  Instead, we returned to Danbury, a place I posted about walking in, in January.  I tried to look closely at the colours of the season and appreciate that there still is incredible variety, delicate beauty and not all shades of futile decay. Indeed, comparing it to my January walk, I see a great contrast and realise, that whilst Summer is my true love, that there is still much to rejoice in!

It is a joy to be on holiday for another week in which many joyous plans, dear friends and family to see and adventures will ensue!

I hope all is well with you!

xxx

Linking with Claire Justine at Creative Mondays 
AND, for the first time,

Linking with Photo Friday with Jen from Pierced Wanderings

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

10 years since the London Olympic Opening Ceremony!

 It's 10 years today since London began hosting the Summer Olympics.  As CBC was taking part in the Opening and Closing ceremonies, I received a ticket to attend the dress rehearsal of the opening Ceremony.

I thought I'd share this post again to mark the 10 year anniversary!

Happy Days!



Olympics opening ceremony!

Here are a selection of photos from my Olympic opening ceremony dress-rehearsal.  I wont say much, let them speak for themselves!


In England's green and pleasant land.
A rural scene
Glastonbury Tor and the moshpit.
Mischevious cloud kites
The water wheel.
I love clouds!
The sheep are released
The horse performs on cue!
The geese are NOT penned in!



The cricket pitch!
Scrumpy!
Maypole
Audience participation, the seas come down!
Lovely regency ladies in empire line dresses, bonnets, spencers and parasols.
The countdown!  Numbered balloons explode around the 'M25'
Here is CBC!!!  I've used the most sophisticated computer program known to man - Paint - to create a red ring around him!


 The industrial revolution.  The green pleasant land is ruined by those dark satanic mills.  The hardworking people clear the set.
 The Olympic rings are forged.
 The immigrants set off from Africa for new hope.
 The rings rise.

 James Bond is coming in his Helicopter!
 The NHS and children from Great Ormond street hospital dance lindy-hop and bounce on beds respectively.
 Voldemort rises. A reference to the many literary geniuses.
 Mary Poppins' arrive!
 Captain Hook is vaniquished!
 The great storm of '89!  Above, Michael Fish says there will be a little wind!
 Boehmian rhapsody and many other tributes to film and music in the UK!
Firestarter!  These flames were HOT!

Hope you enjoyed the Olympics!