Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Murder, intrigue, ghosts, secret passages, romance, sensibility...



It can ALL be found in Ann Radcliffe's novel, The Mysteries of Udolpho. (totally coincidental posting date!)

It rarely takes me more than a week to read any book (I often pick light-weight books of less than 300 pages) but just occasionally, I pick a weighty tome which keeps me occupied for some weeks!

I've wanted to read the Mysteries of Udolpho ever since I first read Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen, in which the heroine, Catherine Morland reads the novel.   Unlike most people, this is in fact my favourite Jane Austen novel.  CBC thinks it is because I have a huge, massive, slight crush on JJ Feild who played Mr Tilney in the recent adaptation of it on TV, which may be true but it has those ingredients that I adore- mystery, old houses with the possibility of secret passages, a sense of the heroine somehow managing to win over the hero (it's not too cut and dry that he likes her). Plus, she's fairly ordinary, she's not a considered beauty, rather average looking, she's inclined to an overactive imagination, loves reading and is worried of doing the wrong thing- rather like me!

Anyway, so I bought the Mysteries of Udolpho.

It is a book that many people have made presumptions about.  It is considered a gothic romance and yet it fails to be pinned into this particular genre.
It is a  story of a young French girl called Emily who is very virtuous, beautiful and talented who becomes orphaned and then ends up trapped in the mysterious castle of Udolpho in Italy and has to escape the rapacious schemes of her evil guardian Montoni and faces the prospect of her own psychological disintergration.

Or that's what the blurb would have you believe!  Yes, he's a rotter and yes, he has grand schemes for her but that's all a bit of an exaggeration.  It is well nigh on two hundred pages (small print) before Emily even gets to Udolpho.  She's there because her nasty aunt marries him, not realising he's a scoundrel (she's nasty and proud and selfish so there's a certain moralistic sense to this book that says she gets her just deserts) .

The description is very very flowery, Emily frequently expresses raptures over the beauty of the Pyrenees and the countryside (she sounds a bit like me!) but it intersperses the action all the time, not always in a convenient way. You just want her to up the pace a bit!
Emily's never in danger from Montoni himself although you do worry about her.  Yes, he has evil designs on her money and wants to sell her off, but he actually protects her from danger through the book to a certain extent, heck, when the castle is under siege, he actually sends her off to a lovely cottage some miles away where she has a gay and merry old time.   She escapes danger at every turn, fortunately for her. I think this is because in that time, a virtuous young woman would never have nasty things happen to her (good thing too!)

Love interest comes in the form of Valancourt, an amiable, nature-loving young man. He's nice but a bit wet.
One thing which I did find a bit annoying was the poetry interspersed ALL through the book, including Shakespeare and Milton and other 18th century poets (Radcliffe herself too) .  I like flowery poetry but ALL the time???

Emily herself is a bit annoying, she's full of sensibility (i.e. faints at any slight scare, full of emotions and well-meaning indignation) and overactive imagination (er, like me) and scares really easily. She's also a little wet.

I sound like I didn't like this book.  I really did!  The suspnse is  well maintained throughout the 675 pages or so (not including a lenghthly academic introduction and copious references and explanations at the end) - mysteries such as what is behind the black veil, who is the ghost, or is there one? Who were certain characters?  Where did certain characters disappear to?  Who was Emily's mother? 
The descriptions were beautiful, if rather lenghthly, the plot is an interesting one, if a little imbalanced.  For example, Emily's escape from Udolpho takes place over 2 pages (huh? Where's the action?) whereas she and Valancourt take several pages to part from each other when she's first off to Venice, other characters remain a little 2D as does Emily a bit, but that's fine, I love the labyrinthine idea of Udolpho.  A secondary plot which is crucial to the final denouement for Emily which is SUDDENLY introduced to the book, with a whole new set of characters 500 pages in, was a bit of a surprise which I was inititally confused about, it seemed a bit jolty, but later on realised the significance even if I think she could have introduced it a bit, earlier.  I liked the way the whole plot knitted together in the end.  I liked the fact we find out what everything was and why it happened - I hate books where things are left unexplained.  Call me simple,but  that's just what I like.

If your read it, DON'T read the introduction to the book at the beginnings because it will spoil all the mystery and suspense of the story- what IS behind the black veil, who will Emily marry? It gives it all away, spoilsport! How will she escape from Udolpho? Not least, I didn't read it because I find such things boring UNLESS I've already read the book which is fortunate for me! That said, when I read it, it was very well written and concurred with many of my thoughts on the book!

I think this is a brilliant book to read, it has such a strange dreamlike quality to it and the suspense is well-maintained, despite the length of the book, it gets a little spooky at times!  And you can feel proud once you have read it.  I did feel proud to have finished it, being so long! I'd like to try some of her other books!

Linking up to Lakota's Tah Dah Wednesday as I am really happy to have finished the book! It's taken a while!

If you want to read it, you can buy the edition I have from here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mysteries-Udolpho-Oxford-Worlds-Classics/dp/0199537410/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1351714380&sr=8-2


Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Fabulous Frinton-on-sea

The fabulous Richard Lester performing at Boxted Parish church. Cellist extraordinaire! I met him once before when he borrowed a cello from the Academy when I worked there- he's really nice
Autumn sunshine on Boxted church- beautiful!
We headed down to the seafront at Frinton where the light was perfect, the air wonderful and all was restful
It was such a beautiful beautiful day.  It was totally a spur of the moment thing to come to Frinton- we dashed out of the house to make the concert and didn't think about post-midday!
My last birthday Cape  keeping me warm! I love that CBC chose this himself!
There is a fabulous array of  beach-huts at Frinton. I've never been inside one- have you?
The sea-spray was pretty fierce as we wandered.  It made me think of that gorgeous John Masefield poem, Seafever, verse 2:
I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide

Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;

And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,

And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

Sourced from: http://allpoetry.com/poem/8495913-Sea_Fever-by-John_Masefield




  It did make me laugh as I found this Spike Milligan version when searching:


I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and the sky
I left my shoes and socks there -
I wonder if they're dry?

Sourced from: http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-must-go-down-to-the-sea-again/






Notice a familiar bystander in CBC's photo...
Who then backs away in alarm at the monster wave.  What happened next?
Quite possibly the coolest beachhuts ever here!  One appears to have been decorated by Emma Bridgewater and the other?
Which do you prefer: spots or stripes?

CBC took this (and most of the other) picture- check out all those wind turbines! Essex is doing its bit for renewable energy? Rather serendipitous that I was coincidentally wearing a sailor-cardie for an impromptu sea-side sojourn!
I could have walked on for miles...




Frinton is a lovely seaside retreat in Essex.  Have you been?

Monday, October 29, 2012

90 years young


Well, hello there!  How are you?  Well, I hope!  Today, is the first Monday of half-term and it is bliss not to have to get up hideously early or go to school!  Inspiration Monday today was a total last minute thing as I had 1 hour in which to practice my flute, get changed, find presents and leave home!
I'm not a fan of the Peplum look being a pear-shaped lady so I went with a slinky sort of black top (Monsoon) and my 12 year old M&S jeans with Peacock black shoes.  You can't see them in the photo but I wore blingy gold strand earrings bought for when I had to have an ancient Greek costume! I added the thrifted polka-dot blazer for warmth! (Excuse errant strap in photo 1!)


 Today was my Grandad's 90th birthday so we went out for birthday celebrations to a pub called The Olde Dog in Herongate, which was a lovely traditional old pub! I can't believe he's 90!  He may be arthritic, finds it hard to walk, can't see very well, but he's got a sharper, keener mind than many teenagers!


He's a real inspiration:  He still does bee-keeping, collecting swarms for members of the public, makes and sells honey, helps out in a local primary school and is interested in all sorts of endeavours, gardening, music and the such-like! Happy Birthday Grandad!


My Mum made this amazing honey cake for him based on the traditional old-fashioned bee-hive using his honey in it! My young niece couldn't get enough of it, despite it being dried fruit soaked in something alcoholic! I'm sadly not keen on fruit cake!  Most people don't use this type of bee-hive nowadays!

The pub was really cosy and the service was great, friendly, helpful staff, nice choices- traditional hearty-pub fare and some more adventurous choices!

I went for lamb cutlets and was presented with the most HUMUNGOUS portion! this is after eating a substantial amount of beans!) .  3 cutlets, loads of creamy mash, green beans, sun-dried tomatoes, gravy...
 It stayed dry luckily though the sky looked rather lugubrious and menacing!
We headed back to my Mum's house where we had cake and tea and I played a little flute performance for my Grandad including a cool Ian Clarke piece called Tuberama which was NOT good to play on a full stomach as it involved MUCH use of the diaphragm muscles and I felt rather weak by the end of it!!!

As I type, the rain has started! Lucky eh?!

Head off to the Twobirds to see how everyone else tackled the Peplum look!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Fall of Joy!

Hello!

Just a few little things I thought I'd share!

One fun activity for children or grown-ups who think they are children. (can also double up eventually as a sweeping the garden activity!)

 I went outside to gather some fig-leaves to see if Angela, of Tracing Rainbows was right that drying fig leaves smell like coconut!  And I thought it was a shame to leave the leaves in a big mess on the grass so art attack style, I decided to use the leaves to create something.  Inspiration was lacking in the picture stakes so I decided to spell out a message.  Autumn can feel a bit gloomy with the shortening of days, coldness, lack of light and tiredness (SAD for anyone else too?) but I thought it would be nice to spell out a positive message!


 How about sending your kiddies (or you!) outside to use nature as artist
 Here we have the artist in Autumn colours. You can't really see my khaki duffle-coat but I like it! Thrifted claret cordhuroy dress, Tescos stripy tights, Primark pumps, H&M cashmere scarf


 Fig-leaves provided by Mrs Fig-tree
Mr Tumlus style chic!
 It got a bit cold so I added this very unstylish, it's really fluffy!
 Because my claret felt floppy hat has a new home!  My friend at church really admired it today so I gave it to her! I thought it went really well with her lovely coat! CBC was a little sad when I said I'd done this- he said he really liked this hat!  However, I have many hats...

Church was lovely today with visitors from CMS, Church Missionary Society although I spent a lot of the service feeling rather anxious as I had to play piano today as our regular organist was away! All sorts of dodgy notes eek!
 Had a very light lunch (after snackorama!) of sweet chilli oatcakes (I adore them!) with 5-counties cheese, plum chutney, cucumber and tomatoes

I had this plum chutney as a Christmas present about 3 or 4 years ago which I am finally eating despite this being the Best Before date:
Still tastes great!
 And my new favourite sweetie- INCREDIBLE giant chocolate buttons!
 Cadbury's have nothing on these babies! Look how big they are!
 CBC said to me last week or so, that I should take photos of street style of people whose clothes I like as photos of just me are boring (I agree!) but said I was a little shy of asking and taking photos!  However, this girl had the most amazing dress at a party on Friday which we really liked!

 Nothing like what I was craving the other day:  veg! Pak Choi, chinese leaf cabbage, sugar snap peas, sweet corn with soy sauce!  No butter today!
And I finally got around to wearing this dress again but matched with one of my favourite cardies from Monsoon!


EDITED: 
Blog love:

Lakota is making me laugh lots with one of her hideous outfit compilations- this time the models are dogs and other animals!  These are just PURE meanness (But very funny!) My favourite is the crocodile one...

As I'd finished this post, I checked my e-mail and saw THIS lovely post from Salazar at 14 shades of grey (lovely, nothing like that yucky book!).  Someone else had the same idea as me with the leaves but with more panache!  I am loving the sailor sweater from the Dear Creatures’ Fall 2012 collection

and the TARDIS dress! Go and look!


How's you?


Saturday, October 27, 2012

Harry Potter Link-Up


This was so exciting to find.  I found it through Rebekah at the Mixed-up files!   It's a Harry Potter Link-Up with http://simplyashleykristine.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/harry-potter-link-up-week-four.html 
I'm going to go back and answer the other questions like Rebekah

Week 1

1. Which is your favorite of the 7 books?  This is SUCH a hard question! I know which is my least favourite (Prisoner of Azkaban).  I think I'd have to say, The Half-blood Prince because I love the 'Room of requirement''s use (and the fact that due to this, that I guessed what and where the diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw was hidden!) and I loved Snape's Potions book.  Plus, there was a lot of drama and things to think about after it, even though I was devastated by the end.

2. Which is your favorite of the 8 films? 
I think the first part of The Deathly hallows  was really good but I really enjoyed The  Goblet of Fire.

I copied and pasted the questions from Rebekah's blog with her whole text and this came too and it seemed a shame to remove it, so I've kept it!  Hope you don't mind Rebekah!
(source)

3. Which, if any, of the films made you angry for not staying true to the books? Hmmmm, it's a long time since I've watched most of them!  I think I thought that Book two was rather short and skimped on the action as did Book 1! But to be honest, I can't remember!

4. Who is your least favorite female character and why? Rita Skeeter.  Horrible, sneaky and mean.  Or Dolores Umbridge because she's a nasty two-faced sneak!

5. Who is your favorite male character and why?  
Hard to choose. I really like Mr Weasley.  He's really scatty and disorganised and sort of into funny things, so I do like him but I (as you will see)am very fond of Lupin because of his difficulties he's faced in life!

6. What house would you like to be in? Now be realistic...where would the Sorting Hat put you?  I think that I might be in Ravenclaw probably because I am an academic more than anything else and more that sort than being full of bravery, daring and things.  I think of course it would be nice to be in Gryffindor (especially as my Uni academic hood is Gryffindor colours) but I'd say Ravenclaw as I'm too much of a coward to be in Gryffindor.

7. Which subject would be your favorite at Hogwarts? I'd definitely like Charms.  I like languages and I think like Hermione, I'd be a bit of a pedant at pronouncing the incantations right.  Win-gaaaaaa-rdium leviosa.  Make the gaaaaa nice and long!

Week 2

1. Who is your favorite female character and why? Eeeeeeeeeerm? Fleur was cool!

2. Who is your least favorite male character and why? Lucius Malfoy.  He kept true to evil

3. Pick one: Horcruxes or Hallows? Hallows.

4. Which character do you relate to most? 
Luna.  I'm a little bit looopy and eccentric like her!

5. Your favorite pairing of characters? Luna and Neville- great fun!


6. Your favorite professor? Lupin was really kind and caring.

 7. Bring one character back to life. Who and why? Definitely Sirius.  Because he and Harry would've been family.

Week 3

1. Do you prefer the books or the films? Books definitely.  I've seen most of the films only once or maybe twice!  I love the progress of a book and the fact you can be anywhere reading them.  I never forget reading The Philosopher's stone  and I was at a rehearsal at the Royal Festival Hall and I was so so so so desperate to read it and carry on that I kept reading in all my bars rest in the music!

 2. If you could meet one member of the cast who would it be and why? Hmmmm, I'm not that worried about meeting the cast members as they are not actually the real characters themselves! I guess, I'd like to meet Maggie Smith as she comes from where I come from and she's been in so many cool things! It would be fun to meet Emma Watson too as I feel we'd get on!


3. If you could punish one of the characters and not get in trouble, who would it be and why?  Like Rebekkah, I am really cross with James and co for being so mean to Severus Snape- that was just cruel and horrid!

 4. What parts of the films and books made you cry if any? All the deaths, Snape and Lily flashbacks, bits where Harry feels lonely!

 5. Scene from a book you wished was in the movie? The Hogwarts song and Dumbledore saying "Music, a magic beyond all we do here" - I put this in my school music policy!!!! Also,the lilac flames in Book 1, where he has to pick a potion when finding the Philosopher's stone- I don't remember this being in the film!

6. Were you satisfied with the epilogue?  In the book, I was very happy with it!  I like predictable happy endings, I really dislike twists!

7. If you could do ONE spell, without a wand..what would it be? Apparition would be amazing!!!! It reminds me of T-bag who used to be able to click her fingers and land anywhere!

Week 4

1. If you could ask Harry one question, what would it be?  Er-?   Why didn't you go back and get that Potions book of the Half-Blood Prince from the Room of Requirement?
 Why oh why didn't you just pick up the Portkey when you landed in the Graveyard in the Triwizard tournament?  Always be prepared!

2. Who is your favorite marauder? : Lupin definitely!  I feel so sorry for him and he was so nice yet always facing trial and difficulty!  He was the most genuinely nice one out of all of them.  James and Sirius were too full of it and Pettigrew two-faced!

3. Least favorite house? Slytherin!  Evil!

4. Do you think it was important for Dobby to die? What about his funeral in the film? Did you love it or hate it? It made me cry in both the book and film- I don't like being made to cry.  No, he shouldn't have died and I don't think it was important for him to die!

5. Would you have chosen a rat, a cat, or an owl as your companion? An owl definitely! One like Ron's little one! More useful with free postage!

6. If you could have one of the Hallows, what would you choose? The invisibility cloak for sure.  That'd be soooo fun!  Not bothered by the other two!

7. Time turner or pensieve? Why? Timeturner definitely- I've always wanted to be able to travel in time!

Go to: http://simplyashleykristine.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/harry-potter-link-up-week-four.html 
to find out more!

Thanks for the link up Ashley!