Today, I was supposed to start reports! Instead, after a long-overdue visit to my dentist. I hadn't been for a year and a half and my nice dentist sent a kind enquiring letter! I received an 8am appointment! Luckily my teeth were in pretty good shape and I just had to have the edge of 2 fillings sealed and had a polish and descale with new pineapple -flavoured polish! Soooo much better than the egregious lemon-tasting predecessor!
Upon returning home, I was supposed to start reports. But CBC had to be woken and distracted me by looking at whatever happened to 'Saved by the bell' stars (MSN you are distractionmeisters!)
Subsequently, I was supposed to start reports. But then my mother reminded me she was coming round. CUE manic tidying hoovering, cleaning, polishing...
She arrived and once she was here to cut the grass, I was supposed to begin reports.
But she lured me into the garden after I asked her if she could help me plant my tomato plants that my Dad had bequeathed me.
It should have followed with, yep you've guessed it, reports, BUT somehow, the idea of decimating the malovolent ivy that was dominating the wall area above where I wanted to plant the tomatoes, creating a stifling canopy for my little tomato pals, suddenly seemed highly preferable.
So Kezzie + secateurs = DEATH to ivy insurgents!!!

Here is the fruit of my labour! Before it was forcibly exiled over to the burn area!

And here are my young preciouses! I took photos of flowery items but enough already.
When it began to rain, you'd think that I'd have started reports?
You'd have been wrong! We sat and ate peanut butter on toast, Cordon-bleu lemon verbena tea and panda rasberry licorice!
When dear Mummy departed, burdened by an extremely large bag full of my 'old' clothes to see if my sister wanted them, you might think I would have submitted to the r word?
I ended up tidying and cleaning more!!! For a long while! (to the tune of Deal or no deal, Home and away, and Neighbours)
Then CBC arrived back from Uni and we ended up chatting lots!
Then more tidying and cleaning! No reports!
Finally, after fishfingers and potato wedges, it was time to do the deed.
But it wasn't! Somehow, I ended up making cards! Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I tend to spend ages on one card and then recoup my time by making variations on a theme of the first card!
I was just about to chuck away a pretty paper bag, when I remembered an idea in a mag about ironing it onto a card and it leaving an imprint. It didn't work! But I liked the idea of sticking it down to the surface of the card and envelope as a simple hello card since I had already ironed it flat!!

Then I was inspired by an M&S bathing box which was covered with apples, to craft an apple inspired range of cards in order to recycle its prettiness! It involved the box, some base cards, some lovely red and white string bought in Northumberland, some buttons, gems and a pen!

One gem, some string and apple card! Where IS my doublesided tape!???

Buttons, string and cards!

The red card itself is reused as it was some scrap from a kids workshop I helped with at the Wigmore hall some years ago!

The purple flower range!

Told you I rework a theme!

This bunny card was originally intended for my friend Anne. The purple card (here and above)is from my pensions folder and the acetate from some packaging! Can you see those dastardly purple flowers?

Somehow, I find myself here at 22:53 and I STILL haven't started reports!!!! Ahrgh!!!!!!!!!!!