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Ha, we often put things we like in blog posts but I thought I'd do the reverse. My penpal blog-friend Katie asked me in the last but one letter, what cakes I liked and didn't like so I listed them (the dislikes outweighed the likes). She almost unfriended me. Quote:
"....because otherwise, I'd have to seriously reconsider our friendship Young lady- what on eath is going on with your cake preferences?! He he I feel like you need a Cakervention (like an intervention involving cake)..."
So, I thought it would be mildly amusing to share the cakes that caused such consternation! (From what I can remember. I find decisions hard. Annoyingly, one of my boys at school has noticed this and he delights in asking what my favourite blah blah is, to which I say, "Oooh, that's a difficult question," to which he replies, "Is that because you're indecisive, Miss?". Swine!)
In the interests of balance, I should probably post Cakes I do like on another day. Or maybe not, less entertaining than a rant.
1. Eccles cake- my Grandpa always used to have these at his house. Uhrgh,these things are seriously rank! Horrid filling, nasty pastry, I'm not sure there's anything nice about them.
2. Coffee and walnut. Coffee is gross- period!
3. Simnal cake- I loathe the taste of cinammon in cakes and what's more, I really don't like dried fruit. And what's with those large balls on top??? Yes, not keen on marzipan, especially generous-sized balls of it!
4. What the heck, all fruit cakes- wedding, Christmas, birthday...
4. Carrot cake. Ok, in this case, I will tolerate it. I will eat it, but I don't really like it. That off-white icing on top is always a bit sour, the cake reminds me too much of fruit cake.
5. Bakewell tarts- in one word- almonds and cherries combined. Shudder. Any cake with GLACE cherries in has my disapproval!
6. Danish pastries- too sickly, too sticky to eat, falls apart as you eat, weird eruptions of jammy/gooey inards....
7. Banana bread- ahgh, the flavour- mouldy banana- just tastes like socks!!!! Banana-flavoured anything really!!!! I like my bananas yellow with a generous helping of green.You need to use brown bananas for this type of thing so it's inevitable I would not be a fan.
8. Date and walnut cake - dates are nasty!!!!! Need I say more?
9. Gingerbread - to be fair, I think I have a mild allergic reaction to anything with ginger as I get pins and needles in my tongue when I eat anything with ginger in. I like it in savoury-food if I can tolerate the pins and needles, but in sweet- no, no, no...
10. Coconut cake- never been a fan of coconut- always disliked Bounties. I like coconut milk in savoury foods but not sweet.
I could continue (Baklava, I'm looking at you!) but I am aware how terrible I come across in this!
You can guarantee if it has spices or dried fruit in it, I would rather politely decline. I apologise profusely if I offend you with my overt shaming of cakes I would rather not share a plate with. It is meant in jest, even if I genuinely wouldn't want to eat these.
In my research of trying to remember which cakes I don't like, I found
this very helpful Wikipedia list of cakes with pictures which helped me. Have a look-there's some odd ones there!
In the words of CBC in that I am "incredibly fussy!" about cake- the good thing is, I really will only eat cake I love, thus meaning I won't waste calories on cakes I 'quite like' as I'd rather not eat them, thus it is better for my health. Thus, I can gorge on chocolate cake whenever I wish, since I have renounced cake on so many other occasions. Hmmm, maybe not?
Over to you, what's your cake hit or miss list? Better still, post about it and share the link!!
xx
Grandma stretching after a long evening of knitting
ReplyDeleteI think it is someone reaching up for help, or maybe to help someone
ReplyDeleteSounds like you've been incredibly busy!
ReplyDeleteThe sculpture looks like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon.
I think it's a stretching kitty. Perhaps a mummified kitty, at that!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a horse knitting while a giant cuddles it from the side 🤣 (I'm guessing nowhere close to what it's actually meant to represent!)
ReplyDeleteTo me the sculpture looks like a human being carrying something....two longs objects I cannot identify perhaps tools of some kind.